Remember Me?

Remember Me? {62}

Hey you guys!

Some of you have been worried about me lately, so I figured it was about time! >_< I’m sorry I haven’t posted anything . I’ve had other posts on Patreon in the past while, but that’s mostly been small talk… There’s also some big talk I need to cover.

My health has rapidly deteriorated in the last three months or so, and I’ve been getting more and more worried about what will happen. I usually think big, all about the future (that’s how I’ve managed to have so many projects on my plate)! But it’s getting difficult to do that. I’m kind of getting scared regarding how much future I have. It turns out I’ve given myself a serious heart condition.

I don’t really want to go into all the details. It’s been painful, exhausting, weird, emotional, and scary – mostly exhausting – and I don’t like it one bit. I’m going back to the doctor in a week or so, hopefully to get started on what will be a successful treatment plan. I’m young enough (and I hope it’s been caught early enough) that it could be totally reversible and I could be back to my usual chipper self in a few months!

Or I could die.

Let me tell you, feeling your heart jumping around in your chest all day makes you really look at your life. Like, where it’s been: 8 years ago today, I released the original version of SFK1, thinking I might be able to earn some spare change from a hobby. I didn’t like who or what or where I was, or how I was, for that matter, and I’d never done very much of anything up to that point in my life. Really, I’d never been a happy person, or a successful one.

In eight years, I moved across the country and started a new life, I made my first truly great friends, and I’ve been more of the person I hoped I could be and lived more of the life I hoped I could live. I haven’t always been happy during the entire time, as you guys well know, but at least I was finally able to be happy some of the time. But most importantly, in that time I started a business that has kept me afloat for years, through the good times and the rough times. I’ve gotten to be an artist! A professional artist, doing mostly what I want to do, on mostly my own terms! That’s a dream a lot of people don’t get to achieve, and there are some artists out there now who have gotten to achieve it because they were inspired by me – and ended up getting way better than me at what they do which makes me really proud, actually.

I know exactly how fortunate I’ve been, and how wonderful all of you guys have been to me, and I wish I had been more wonderful to you. But what I wish for most is to fix my stupid life so I’ll have more time to do all this great, wild, silly, beautiful stuff I get to do! I have so many more stories to tell!

You’ll see. At least, let’s hope you will. Realistically, I may be a little laid up for a while regardless of how this all turns out, so if I’m out of touch for a while again, don’t immediately assume the worst. And if you’re the type, I would totally appreciate you sending your positive vibes, prayers, or well wishes my way! I’ll do my best to get better, and be better.

Remember Me

Hey, what’s with this sad imagery!

All my love to you guys! <3

P.S. Don’t smoke. Don’t take risks with your health. You’re not invincible. If any of you guys build a time machine, go back to eight years ago and send me a very sternly-worded email about that.

P.P.S. I’ve been really shy about showing anyone this, but what the hell. Over a few years between maybe 2009 and 2014 I recorded some songs. I used to really want to be a professional musician, but I get to do more fun stuff as an artist, and besides I can’t sing in front of anyone until I’ve had a few drinks! >_<

EDIT: Thank you so much for the well wishes, you guys! I’ll definitely keep you posted on how it’s going. The other news from yesterday is OMG MY GIRLFRIEND ASKED ME TO MARRY HER! She gave me her grandmother’s ring and everything! O_O As most of you know, it’s now legal in the United States since June, for us to get married… We’ve been dating for a year and a half or so, but we’ve been friends for years, and we’ve been to each other’s family holidays and stuff, and her family loves me and my family loves her, so… it was kind of just a matter a time before one of us asked. Since my health has got us thinking more about the present than the future, she said she didn’t want to keep putting off something that she knew she really wanted. Me neither! *Squeeee!*

The very practical benefit of this is that I’ll be able to get on her medical insurance, which is for Univeristy staff (since she’s a grad student) – which is amazing insurance! So, I think my prognosis has gotten a lot better.

Oh yeah, and I’ll be marrying somebody who is really smart, funny, adorable, pervy, and fun to be around, who thinks she’s lucky to have me, and can’t wait to get a high-paying science career so she can be my sugar mama! ^_^ I haven’t talked about her much since the last girlfriend I talked about on here died, but… she’s part of the reason I’ve been able to be happy and get my life back together after that. She’s my number one special girl, and the only person I’ve ever dated where I didn’t even have any doubts that we’d be together forever. Or you know, until I die– I’M NOT BEING MORBID! Her family is Scandinavian and they live forever, she’s only twenty-three and her family elders live to be 90-100! O_O I’m thirty-*coughsomething* and my French-Canadian/Metis family elders live into their 70s.

BUT forty years with my favorite person sounds pretty good to me! I’ll do my best to get healthy so I can stick around for at least that long! And realistically, that’s a heck of a lot of porn I’ll still be able to give you guys, so here’s hoping we’ll all have a lot more fun together. ^_^

Latest news from the Dark Angel’s oasis

Latest news from the Dark Angel’s oasis {20}

Hey you guys!

So, as some of you know my website was down (and messed up) for about a week this past month. Everything’s been back up and running for a while and it was much worse than it looked, so I’m sorry if anyone was worried!

My web host upgraded my WordPress software, but because the site originally had an age verification front page, my WordPress install wasn’t quite standard. That messed up every link on the site (I had to go through all my posts and correct all the links), so that was a little bit of a pain. Also, I was using a CDN, but I forgot to update the CDN information to the new information from my host, so the site was just down entirely until I corrected the DNS information and then that took a little while to propagate. For some reason it was slow to propagate in France, and in the southern United States, but now it should fine everywhere.

The good news about all that though, is that the site is now hosted on a faster server, with some optimization for WordPress, and so everything should be running a little faster and smoother than it has in the past. Since I had to go in and edit everything anyway, I also tweaked a few things that should help also – like you might notice that all direct file download links, like for the RPG thingy are going over to my other site (where I was originally selling SEX MATCH). That’s because now that is on a different server, they don’t share bandwidth, so I can host large downloads there, and not cut into the speed of the main site.

I was going to say something about it when it all happened, but once it was fixed I was kind of sick of dealing with it, so then I just got busy with work. The treasure hunter scene is not quite done yet, but I’m hoping to wrap that up this month. It has six characters, and while that’s pretty epic, it’s also kind of challenging! It’s making me a little worried about the dark elf scene though, because that’s going to have about a dozen characters! It’ll be quite an achievement though, once it’s done!


Free mini RPG thingy!

Free mini RPG thingy! {8}

I remade the art for this RPG project I made before ever starting the SFK. It’s a demo for potential RPG development in my future – a tech demo, or proof of concept, since it doesn’t have much actual story or setting, just a basic, working system. Most importantly, you can have it for free! Play with it all you want! ^_^

It’s got monsters, and character classes, and the usual RPG stuff. There are no NPCs and no quests or story (and no porn, I’m sorry!), because… I know how to do that stuff, but it’s time consuming. I was working on this to practice a lot of new software, as I’ll explain after the jump, and I didn’t want to spend too much time on the diversion.  So, I just created enough content to get it up and running. After a little testing by my generous patrons over on Patreon, I fixed it up enough to offer to everybody, for FREE!

It’s a little game, but I think the art looks pretty, and it kinds of proves to me (and maybe to you) that someday I’ll be able to do a Sexual Fantasy Kingdom RPG! Check out some of the images, and grab a copy for yourself! (Since some of you have asked, I included the option to make a donation – and it really does help me out a lot when you guys go above and beyond. In that case, you’ll get the usual download links, but they won’t expire in 30 days per usual.  They’ll always be available, if you save that email).  Otherwise, there’s no transaction, just a ZIP file to download directly! ^_^

Windows, Mac, and Linux versions all in one download:

Get the Battle Test demo and make a donation
Grab the Battle Test demo for free


Upgrade to SFK: Vampire Winter & News

Upgrade to SFK: Vampire Winter & News {16}

Vampire Winter and Vampire Halloween are going to be coming out on March 4th, separately, and together as a bundle! So in anticipation of the release, I did some tinkering on both products and upgraded the code at bit.

Both should be more robust, more compatible with newer operating systems, and most importantly, FULLSCREEN mode actually works! So whatever size or shape of monitor you have, the image should scale correctly, without distortion.

I haven’t made a patch yet, but your download links are good for 30 days, so if you got Vampire Winter lately, go back to your purchase email from BMT Micro and re-download it to get the updated file. Anyone who purchases it from now on, or on Affect3D will get the newer version. If you haven’t had trouble with it and your screen is already 16:9 widescreen, the upgrade won’t really do much for you, so in that case you don’t really need it.

Reminder: If you pre-ordered SFK5, just email me (galaxy at and request a discount code to get Vampire Winter as a free bonus product! I’ll be sending those codes out manually in the next week or two, but if you email me I’ll get you one right away. ^_^

As for Vampire Halloween, anyone who purchases it from now on will get the upgraded version. For the old version, I’ll try and put together a free downloadable patch in the next couple of weeks, but I’ve got a lot on my plate right now! I don’t think it’s possible to mass refresh/resend everyone’s download links for it. I think someone over at my billing company would have to do it manually… OH!  Here’s how I can do it for the time being: If you’ve got Vampire Halloween already, send me an email, and I’ll give you a coupon code to just “buy” it again for free, that way you’ll get a fresh download link for the new version – if anyone’s clamoring for it before I get a chance to make a patch.

Speaking of things on my plate, you’ve been probably wondering what that glorious rump is all about! That leads us to an overwhelming question…

Sexual Fantasy Kingdom: Vampire Winter

Sexual Fantasy Kingdom: Vampire Winter {29}

Aisling the peasant girl gets her own vampire experience in this CG collection, with vampire Shay from Vampire Halloween!

It’s the worst blizzard in the history of the Kingdom of Sexual Fantasies! Aisling had planned on keeping warm in her cozy cottage, but vampire Shay is out braving the cold… looking for a warm-blooded victim. Combining features from Vampire Halloween and The Girl Prince, SFK: Vampire Winter features multiple camera angles, so you can get a complete perspective on the scene, clothing variations for Shay (since Aisling’s dress gets misplaced fast), and of course futanari mode, that turns both girls into futanari (dickgirls).

There’s a gallery interface where you can choose any image you want to view, you can also save any image to your computer, and every image is a high quality, low-compression 1280×720 HD image – for the first time, the whole project is in widescreen!

This CG collection is another collaboration with, so of course there’s sexy vampire peril! It’ll be available on for free to their paid members. It’ll also be released later on Affect3D, or you can pick it up here right now!

Sexual Fantasy Kingdom: Vampire Winter – CG collection with 28 base images in 1280×720 HD resolution, with Clothing and Camera Angle variations, and Futanari mode, for a total of over 400 CG images!


Purchase SFK:Vampire Winter
Purchase SFK:Vampire Winter and Donate


Purchase SFK:Vampire Winter for Mac
Purchase SFK:Vampire Winter for Mac and Donate


Happy Valentine’s Day

Happy Valentine’s Day {3}

I was hoping to get this VampYou project done in time for Valentine’s day, but it’s only about 95% ready, and I’m being forced FORCED to take Valentine’s day weekend off. It should be done on the 17th instead, which happens to be Mardi Gras! I hope none of you guys are giving up porn for Lent, or you’ll miss out.

I’ve had a lot of fun creating the art for this one. There are even some special effects! I think the finale of the scene will be pretty surprising. ^_^ And my characters look so professional in widescreen format! I’ll probably be using widescreen for all future work after SFK5 is done. It’s also the first time I’ve used a winter setting. It won’t be the last, although I’m generally going to stick with summer, because… people get naked a lot in my work.

Shay Vampire

Still a better love story than Twilight.

If anyone has pre-ordered SFK5, and wants to grab this product for free as a little bonus, just send me your email address (the one you used to make the SFK5 purchase), and I’ll send you a coupon code. You can email me: galaxy at or use the Contact page, but the Contact form has been acting a little weird lately, so email is a safer bet. I’ll end up sending out those coupons en masse, even if you don’t contact me, but it’ll probably be later in the week.

I’ll also be giving it away on Patreon, and anyone else will be able to get it on or buy it from me normally, and it should be coming out on Affect3D later this month. I’m not sure about the price yet, but about the same as Vampire Halloween, which I’m also hoping to release on Affect3D this month.

Anyway, it’s just about done, it’s looking great, and you’ll see it in a couple of days. I can’t wait to show you guys!


I’m Freezing!

I’m Freezing! {4}

I hope you guys are staying warm, and those of you in the greater Boston area are digging yourselves out of the snow. I’m sure some of you are in the tropics or even the southern hemisphere, and if you are… I don’t even wanna know! It’s 8 degrees (Fahrenheit) here (-13C), and I’m cold, in my poorly insulated apartment. That’s it! Next year, I’m going to save up enough money to go somewhere warm for a winter vacation. ^_^

Snowy Cottage

Depicted: Massachusetts (Probably)

I hope everybody’s making progress on their New Year’s resolutions. Mine is to release a bunch of products this year. Speaking of products! This wintery scene is from a quick one for, that I’m trying to hammer out in the next two to three weeks. It’s not SFK canon, and it’s not a part of SFK5, but I’m going to send a coupon for it to everyone who’s been waiting for SFK5. So, look for that around Valentine’s day.

I’ll also be giving it away on Patreon, and anyone else will be able to get it on or buy it from me normally. I’m not sure about the price yet, but about the same as Vampire Halloween.

Anyway, I just wanted to drop you guys a note about that. I’ll post again when it’s done! Happy New Year! ^_^

Happy Christmas!

Happy Christmas! {22}

Happy Christmas, Hannukah, Saturnalia, Yule, Festivus, Kwanzaa, Dies Natalis Solis Invicti, and other unspecified Winter Festival! So Happy Holidays, I guess! I hope you guys got the best gifts to give to your favorite people, and get everything you want! I don’t have anything big for you guys right now, but I wanted to give you guys my best wishes. ^_^

Since I’m fortunate enough not to have a job in retail, I’m sitting here listening to Christmas music and watching an HD fireplace on YouTube, which is lovely – though for those of you who do work in the service industry, I know that’s like a nightmare at this point. Hang in there! I hope no one has been treating you too badly. And any of you who are in the package delivery business, thank you for your hard work (including sending along the gifts I got for my family who live 1000 miles away), and I hope you’ll get chance to rest after the holidays are over!

Any of you guys who are away from your favorite people for the holidays – I know some of you guys are in the military, and far from home – I hope you’re taking good care of yourselves, and you get to have a great time wherever you are!

I made a special piece of art for you guys. I hope you like it! Just some Christmas Elves… didn’t you know this is what Christmas Elves look like? ^_~ They’re Santa’s helpers, who deliver their own special kind of gift. They see you while you’re sleeping, they know when you’re awake, they know when you’ve been bad… I’ll leave the rest up to your imagination. This is a 1080p HD wallpaper image, incidentally, just click on it to see the full-size version.

Christmas Elves

Come to the dark side… we have cookies.

Merry everything you guys! ^_^

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